Glory To Dog I'm Sorry for Being An (Ass) Dachshund in Donkey Costume Apology Card

$9.99

The front cover sets the playful tone with a black-and-tan Dachshund dressed in an oversized donkey costume, ears drooping as if caught in a guilty moment. Above the image, the phrase “I’m Sorry For Being An…” adds cheeky humor while still conveying true regret. The combination of silly costume and bashful expression creates a lighthearted but genuine vibe—perfect for breaking the ice after a mistake.

Inside, the card keeps the charm going with a smiling Dachshund looking hopefully at the recipient. The clever pun “Please Accept My A-Paw-Logies” completes the message in a warm, sincere way. This balance of adorable imagery and heartfelt humor makes the card ideal for partners, friends, or anyone you’ve wronged. It’s more than just an apology—it’s a reminder that laughter and affection can turn awkward moments into opportunities for reconnection.

  • Message: Sorry for Being an (Colloquial term for donkey, represented by a Dachshund in a donkey costume) / Please Accept My Apawlogy
  • High Quality Gloss Outside, Fine Finish Matte for superior writing surface inside
  • Original designs available exclusively from Glory to Dog
  • Card measures 5 inches tall by 7 inches wide
  • Mailing envelope (white A7) included
  • Designed and Printed in the USA
A funny and playful apology card for dog lover, featuring a dachshund-themed design, sized 5 by 7 inches (A7 landscape), and includes an envelope.

Card Details

  • Card size: 5 by 7 inches (A7 landscape)
  • Includes envelope: Yes
  • Recipient: Dog Lover
  • Relationship: Friend, Family, Coworker
  • Tone: Funny + Playful
  • Animal: Dog
  • Breed: Dachshund
  • Occasion: Apology