Glory To Dog Motherhood: Never Peeing Alone Happy Mother's Day 7 by 5 Inches Greeting Card featuring a Border Collie with Mailing Envelope

$9.99
Funny Dog Mom Mother’s Day Card for Dog Lovers – “Motherhood: Never Peeing Alone” Bathroom Humor Dog Gift

Celebrate the beautifully chaotic reality of dog mom life with this funny and relatable Mother’s Day card. The cover captures a mischievous cat mid-toilet-paper takeover—because no bathroom moment is ever truly private in a pet household—setting the tone for a laugh-out-loud experience. Inside, the message delivers a perfectly honest truth: motherhood (especially the furry kind) means never going anywhere alone… not even the bathroom. This card blends humor with heartfelt appreciation, recognizing the constant companionship, loyalty, and unconditional love that dogs bring into everyday life. It’s a playful yet sincere tribute to dog moms who embrace every moment—messy, hilarious, and full of love. Whether she’s laughing at the accuracy or nodding in total agreement, this card is sure to make her feel seen, appreciated, and celebrated on Mother’s Day.

  • Message: Motherhood: Never Peeing Alone / Happy Mother's Day
  • Printed on Thick Cardstock with High Quality Ultra-gloss Outside, Fine Finish Matte for superior writing surface inside
  • Original designs available exclusively from Glory to Dog
  • Mailing envelope (A7) included
  • Designed and Printed in the USA


A funny and cheeky mother's day card for dog mom, featuring a border collie-themed design, sized 5 by 7 inches (A7 landscape), and includes an envelope.

Card Details

  • Card size: 5 by 7 inches (A7 landscape)
  • Includes envelope: Yes
  • Recipient: Dog Mom
  • Relationship: Family, Kids, Dog
  • Tone: Funny + Cheeky
  • Animal: Dog
  • Breed: Border Collie
  • Occasion: Mother's Day